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Bruno712
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In light of what we just saw in Vegas over the weekend, I have decided to go the Roulette goon one better in the hope that some reputable (or not) wagering hole will offer me a gig. As of noon today EDT and in the hope of recouping some of my losses due to a 20 year investment gone bad, I will be auctioning off my eldest daughter on Ebay and I will be using the proceeds from the sale to let it all ride on one hand of Black Jack. The Ebay ad will look something like this
For sale, one 20 year old, blonde haired, green eyed female.
Qualifications: Blonde Hair, Green Eyes
Skills: Extremely efficient in the use of the pronouns I, my, me, mine. Also well versed
In confusing the words want and need. Does not do floors, dishes, toilets or
Windows. Hasnt the slightest clue how to vacuum or polish. Is clueless in the
Proper use of a washing machine, clothes dryer or iron. Is, however, very adept at
Using a hair dryer to its ultimate demise, the application of mascara and eye
Shadow. Her greatest skill is the ability to spend money, especially that money
She does not earn. She has been known to actually burn out cell phones. Holds
The North American record for most words spoken about herself without the
Faintest hint of a breath.
Education: Has attended the best private schools where she apparently learned the above
Skills.
Minimum Bid: $250,000 USD which is about the amount I have spent on her up to this point.
Yes, I know, there is a problem with this. What if proper Wizard of Odds strategy requires that I split or double? Not a problem. I got 3 more of em.
For sale, one 18 year old blonde haired, green eyed female
For sale, one 20 year old, blonde haired, green eyed female.
Qualifications: Blonde Hair, Green Eyes
Skills: Extremely efficient in the use of the pronouns I, my, me, mine. Also well versed
In confusing the words want and need. Does not do floors, dishes, toilets or
Windows. Hasnt the slightest clue how to vacuum or polish. Is clueless in the
Proper use of a washing machine, clothes dryer or iron. Is, however, very adept at
Using a hair dryer to its ultimate demise, the application of mascara and eye
Shadow. Her greatest skill is the ability to spend money, especially that money
She does not earn. She has been known to actually burn out cell phones. Holds
The North American record for most words spoken about herself without the
Faintest hint of a breath.
Education: Has attended the best private schools where she apparently learned the above
Skills.
Minimum Bid: $250,000 USD which is about the amount I have spent on her up to this point.
Yes, I know, there is a problem with this. What if proper Wizard of Odds strategy requires that I split or double? Not a problem. I got 3 more of em.
For sale, one 18 year old blonde haired, green eyed female